Yo Dude, It's Tony D, I'm back with another TOTALLY AWESOME campaign update!

I was readin' the news on digg and saw a story that made me go WOAH DUDE! This dude was being interviewed by a fox (I didn't realize they could talk, let alone interview!) and during a break he touched a hot mic. Now, my parents always taught me to never touch hot stuff. This has been one of my core beliefs and I thought everyone knew!

This has brought me to a new ad campaign I'll start when I am elected president. The Don't Touch That! campaign will be my way of teaching the population of the US to not touch hot/dangerous stuff! I'll set aside a couple billion in funds for it since who needs education (I never finished Elementary School!).

Thanks dude for reading my post and remember DON'T TOUCH THAT!! Peace yo and Vote For The Cool President!

Yo Dude, It's Tony D,

I was talkin' to my campaign advisor and they told me about a campaign by the national radio talk show host Slow Lamborghini. Operation Coolness is, from what my campaign advisor tells me, the move that got me on the presidential ballot. This dude got people to vote for me durin' the primaries and he secured enough votes for me that I am now on my way to being president! The dude is a pure genius and I'm forever in gratitude to him! Thanks Mr. Slow Lamborghini! You totally rock and maybe I'll call in to your show someday.

Yo Dude, It's Tony D,

Have you heard an Uncool Lie about me? I know dude, it's totally unfair what they are saying. Now you can help by sending in the Uncool Lies you have heard people say about me. I'll respond to as many lies as I can and will post them on the Uncool Lies page with the Awesome Truth. Don't worry dude, it's all anonymous so your friends won't know you ratted them out.

Dude click here to submit Uncool Lies

Thanks dudes and dudettes for your support! Remember, only you can prevent Uncool Lies! Peace Yo!

Yo Dude, It's Tony D,

I'm still in the presidential race for 2008. I'm the only Republicrat candidate so I got enough delegates to be the nominee at the National Republicrat Convention. The only reason this Web site has been idle of campaign updates is we just had a MAJOR crisis arise a month ago and we just got it resolved.

You know those emails you get from Nigerian dudes asking for money? Those are scams dudes! Take my word on it! I tried to help this one dude out and he ended up stealing the entire campaign budget! I had to mow a lot of lawns and sell a lot of lemonade to get more money for the campaign. It also helped that I asked my family for money...

So the lesson for today dudes is: Never help dudes from Nigeria...at least the ones in those emails! Peace yo!

Yo Dude, It's Tony D,

People keep asking me if I'm too young to run for president. Well, dudes I've got new for you! I'm working with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger on a bill to allow both people under 18 and born outside of the USA to become president. This bill is like totally gaining support in Congress and we hope to have it settled dudes this summer! Me and my campaign team hope to have this bill passed by summer, just in time for the Republicrat National Convention, where yours truly, will be the Keynote Speaker and the presidential nominee! I've got enough delegates to win the Republicrat Nomination.

So dudes, remember to vote for The Cool President in November! Peace yo!

Yo Dude, It's Tony D, here's my videoblog for November 24th 2007!